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I was having one of those days and this card just got it. The 5x7 size feels substantial and the envelope is nice quality. Perfect for sending a little dark humor to a friend.

The 5x7 size is perfect for mailing without extra postage, and the envelope included meant I could send it the same day. That line about watering dead plants hit exactly the right note for my friend going through a rough week.

The card itself is a solid 5x7 with a thick, quality feel, and the deadpan humor on the front is exactly the kind of dark pick-me-up I needed. Blank inside means I can actually write a personal note, which is rare for a funny card. It’s already gotten a laugh out of my most cynical friend.