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This card is the perfect antidote to all those forced cheerful greetings—the dark humor actually made me laugh out loud. The quality of the card stock is nice and sturdy, too.

Finally, a card that doesn't pretend everything's sunshine and rainbows. The darkly humorous front message about integrity is perfect for my cynical friend, and the blank inside left plenty of room for my own note.

This card nails the perfect amount of dark humor; the glossy finish and sturdy weight make it feel much more substantial than a standard joke card. I'm already planning who to send it to for their next milestone.