Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Dead Plants Engeldark Card Bundle

Dead Plants Engeldark Card Bundle - Main image
$21 $28 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: you gotta stop watering dead plants.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelopes included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
  • Set of 10
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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

David G. ★★★★★

I was having one of those days and this card just got it. The 5x7 size feels substantial and the envelope is nice quality. Perfect for sending a little dark humor to a friend.

Ruby ★★★★★

The 5x7 size is perfect for mailing without extra postage, and the envelope included meant I could send it the same day. That line about watering dead plants hit exactly the right note for my friend going through a rough week.

Isabella ★★★★★

The card itself is a solid 5x7 with a thick, quality feel, and the deadpan humor on the front is exactly the kind of dark pick-me-up I needed. Blank inside means I can actually write a personal note, which is rare for a funny card. It’s already gotten a laugh out of my most cynical friend.

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