Don't Think So Engeldark Card

Name: Don't Think So Engeldark Card
Brand: Quest Graphics
SKU: 005725
Price: 3.66 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (5 reviews)

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$3.66 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

Front reads: Oh, I don't think so.
Inside reads: Blank
Measures 5" x 7"
Envelope included
Printed on premium, thick cardstock
Printed in the USA!

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

William ★★★★★ Oct 24, 2026

Finally, a card that gets my sense of humor. The premium cardstock feels sturdy and the envelope included means I can mail it out immediately. Perfect for that friend who appreciates a little sarcasm.

Robert A. ★★★★★ Oct 22, 2026

The blank inside is perfect because I can write my own sarcastic message, and the card stock feels thick and quality, not flimsy. This is exactly the kind of card you send to a friend who gets your dark humor.

John ★★★★★ Oct 20, 2026

The card’s 5x7 size feels substantial in hand, and the paper has a nice, weighty texture that makes it worth keeping. I’m sending it to a perpetually chipper friend who will absolutely get the joke, and the blank inside leaves room for my own snark.