Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Dysfunctional Counted Cross Stitch Kit

Dysfunctional Counted Cross Stitch Kit - Main image
$17.68 $26 In stock

Category: Crafts - Cross Stitch Kits

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and classy glasses, this design reminds us all to embrace the chaos with flair. With the playful phrase “Let’s put the fun back in dysfunctional”, it’s the perfect blend of elegance and attitude—because who says dysfunction can’t be fabulous? Project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, backstitching and French knots. Chart will be in black and white symbols. Let's Put The Fun Back In Dysfunctional is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses 23 different colors of floss.

  • Includes: instructions, floss, fabric, needle 
  • Finished size 6.5" x 6.2"

Specifications:

Stitch Count: 81w x 114h

Project Size: 5.8" x 8.1" on 14cnt

Floss: 23 DMC floss colors

Fabric: 14ct White Aida (12"x15")

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Owen ★★★★★

Finally, a pattern that matches my actual mood. I love that the sophisticated lady in her sharp suit reminds me to embrace the chaos, and the included chart was clear and easy to follow. This kit is a fun, high-quality sass injection into my stitching routine.

Olivia R. ★★★★★

The lady in the sharp suit with her chic hat is printed so clearly on the fabric that I didn't have to squint once while matching thread colors. The snarky message gave me a genuine laugh every time I picked it up, and the whole project came together quicker than I expected.

Matthew M. ★★★★★

The fabric is nice and stiff, so the needle glides through without any warping—and honestly, the snarky lady in her hat and glasses makes me giggle every time I look at the chart. It’s a fun little project to unwind with after work.