Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Dysfunctional Counted Cross Stitch Leaflet

Dysfunctional Counted Cross Stitch Leaflet - Main image
$7.1 $10 In stock

Category: Crafts - Cross Stitch Leaflets

Add a little sass to your stitching with this stylishly snarky pattern! Featuring a sophisticated lady in a sharp suit, chic hat, and classy glasses, this design reminds us all to embrace the chaos with flair. With the playful phrase “Let’s put the fun back in dysfunctional”, it’s the perfect blend of elegance and attitude—because who says dysfunction can’t be fabulous? Project includes full stitches, quarter stitches, backstitching and French knots. Chart will be in black and white symbols. Let's Put The Fun Back in Dysfunctional is designed to be stitched on 14ct White Aida fabric and uses 23 different colors of floss.

  • Leaflet: (instructions only)
  • Finished size: 5.8" x 8.1" on 14 count

Specifications:

Stitch Count: 81w x 114h

Project Size: 5.8" x 8.1" on 14cnt

Floss: 23 DMC floss colors

Fabric: 14ct White Aida (12"x15")

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Amelia Y. ★★★★★

The suit-and-hat lady is such a fun stitch, and the snarky wording cracks me up every time I glance at the chart. The pattern’s style feels fresh and bold, exactly the kind of sass I needed for my next project.

Joshua J. ★★★★★

Just opened the pattern and I’m already cracking a smile — that sassy lady in her chic hat is exactly the vibe my craft room needed. The chart is clear and easy to follow, so I’m excited to stitch her up this weekend.

Robert ★★★★★

The lady in the sharp suit and glasses has me grinning every time I pick up my needle, and the pattern chart is so easy to follow that I’ve already finished the outline. It’s the perfect mix of classy and chaotic, just like the description promises.