Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Given Up Integrity Engeldark Card Bundle

Given Up Integrity Engeldark Card Bundle - Main image
$16.8 $28 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: Once you've given up your integrity, everything else is a piece of cake.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelopes included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
  • Set of 10
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Customer Reviews (4.2 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Julian P. ★★★★★

I was pleasantly surprised by how sturdy the cardstock is—perfect for mailing without worrying about bends. The sarcastic front message made me laugh out loud, and the blank inside lets me personalize it just right.

Daniel ★★★★★

The blank inside is honestly a relief—I can write my own snarky finish instead of being locked into someone else’s joke. Paper quality feels sturdy enough for mailing, and the dark humor lands without being mean.

Ellie Y. ★★★★☆

The card is thick and feels substantial, and the snarky front message cracks me up every time I pull it out of the drawer. My only gripe is that the inside is completely blank, so I had to grab a pen and add my own punchline.