Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

I'm The Worst Greeting Card

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$4.14 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Blank Cards

Spread cheer with Mary's beautifully crafted cards! 

  • Front reads:  I'm the Worst
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelope included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Christopher ★★★★★

Finally got my hands on this card and it’s so much sturdier than your average drugstore one—that thick cardstock really makes a difference. The blank inside leaves room to write your own punchline, which I love because it’s perfect for a dry one-liner.

Michael K. ★★★★★

The envelope is a nice touch, and the blank inside means I can actually write something personal instead of a pre-printed joke. The card’s size feels just right for a 5x7, and the message got a real laugh out of my friend before she even opened it.

Christopher ★★★★★

Bought this as a peace offering for my sister and the blank interior was perfect for scribbling a real apology. The 5x7 size feels substantial in your hands, and the envelope fits snugly without being a pain to seal. She laughed at the front text, so mission accomplished.

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