Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Life's Lemonade Engeldark Card Bundle

Life's Lemonade Engeldark Card Bundle - Main image
$18.76 $28 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: If life doesn't also hand you sugar & water, your lemonade is going to suck.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelopes included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
  • Set of 10
Before you pay

Check the method and total at checkout.

When it ships

Allow for processing time as well as the journey to you.

Standard Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

Express Shipping: Handling (business days) 0–1; Transit (business days) 7–15.

View policy
If you need a refund

Keep your order number and contact the store to start.

Please contact us for the refund processing timeframe before returning an item.

View policy
Delivery costs

Review the cost for your destination and chosen service.

Standard Shipping · United States: $0.00

Express Shipping · United States: $3.99

View policy
Returning an item

Check the return conditions before sending anything back.

United States · Return window (days after delivery): 30. Return method: By mail. Return postage: Seller pays.

View policy

Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Leo L. ★★★★★

Picked up this card for a friend who's been having a rough week—the "sugar & water" line is exactly the kind of honest humor they need. The card stock feels substantial, not flimsy, and the blank inside gives me room to write a personal note.

Riley ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect for my own snarky note, and the front message made me laugh out loud the second I opened the envelope. It's a great card for the friend who loves dark humor but still appreciates a good pun.

Leo Q. ★★★★★

The blank inside is perfect for when I want to send a snarky note without extra words, and the card's sentiment about the sugar and water is exactly the dry humor I needed for a friend's rough week. The quality feels sturdy and the edge on the wording is just right for my people.