Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Life's Lemonade Engeldark Card

Life's Lemonade Engeldark Card - Main image
$4.32 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: If life doesn't also hand you sugar & water, your lemonade is going to suck.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelope included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Thomas V. ★★★★★

The front line made me snort-laugh out loud before I even opened it, and the glossy cardstock feels sturdy enough to actually keep. Perfect for my cynic friend who needs a birthday card that matches her real mood.

Riley ★★★★★

Finally, a card that gets it. The blank inside is perfect so I can write exactly what I need, and the front honestly made me laugh out loud when I pulled it out of the envelope.

Leo W. ★★★★★

This card’s front text is such a refreshingly honest take on a bad day. The blank inside let me add my own message, which was perfect. My friend got a kick out of the sour humor.