Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Nothing So Bad Engeldark Card

Nothing So Bad Engeldark Card - Main image
$4.32 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads: Nothing is so bad that it couldn't get worse.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelope included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper J. ★★★★★

The 5x7 size is perfect for mailing without extra postage, and the blank inside gives me room to add my own dark humor. My friend who loves pessimist memes will absolutely crack up at this.

Steven ★★★★★

This card made me laugh out loud when I opened the envelope—5x7 is the perfect size to prop up on a desk without taking over. The blank inside is great for my own sarcastic note, and the paper has a nice, sturdy weight to it.

Leo L. ★★★★★

The cardstock has a nice, thick feel that’s perfect for mailing, and the dark humor on the front made my cynical friend actually laugh out loud.