Cartão de felicitações Eu sou o pior

Finally got my hands on this card and it’s so much sturdier than your average drugstore one—that thick cardstock really makes a difference. The blank inside leaves room to write your own punchline, which I love because it’s perfect for a dry one-liner.

The envelope is a nice touch, and the blank inside means I can actually write something personal instead of a pre-printed joke. The card’s size feels just right for a 5x7, and the message got a real laugh out of my friend before she even opened it.

Bought this as a peace offering for my sister and the blank interior was perfect for scribbling a real apology. The 5x7 size feels substantial in your hands, and the envelope fits snugly without being a pain to seal. She laughed at the front text, so mission accomplished.