Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Battle of Wits Engeldark Card Bundle

Battle of Wits Engeldark Card Bundle - Main image
$19.32 $28 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads:  I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelopes included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
  • Set of 10
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Natalie G. ★★★★★

I love that the front captures that perfect snarky tone without being mean—it's exactly what I needed for a friend who appreciates dark humor. The card stock has a nice, sturdy feel that makes it feel like a real keepsake, not just a flimsy note.

Timothy ★★★★★

This card’s got the perfect amount of bite with that blank inside, so I can scribble my own snark after the jab. The matte finish feels sturdy, not flimsy like most greeting cards these days. Already got a laugh out of the friend I sent it to, and that’s all I needed.

Sophia ★★★★★

I needed a card that could call out my friend’s smug attitude without being outright mean, and the blank inside let me add a personal jab. The glossy finish on the front really makes the bold text stand out, and the heavy cardstock feels satisfying to hand over. She actually laughed when she read it

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