Mary Engelbreit, Licensed Art Studio, St Louis, Missouri

Battle of Wits Engeldark Card

Battle of Wits Engeldark Card - Main image
$4.5 $6 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards - Engeldark

Because nobody’s bright and cheerful ALL the time. Not even Mary Engelbreit.

  • Front reads:  I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
  • Inside reads: Blank
  • Measures 5" x 7"
  • Envelope included
  • Printed on premium, thick cardstock 
  • Printed in the USA!
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Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Elizabeth ★★★★★

The glossy finish on the front makes the clever wording really pop, and the blank inside lets me write a custom message for that friend who appreciates a good jab. Perfect for someone with a dry sense of humor.

Olivia V. ★★★★★

The card stock has a nice weight to it, and the snarky message is perfect for my sarcastic friend. I laughed out loud when I opened the envelope, and the blank inside gives me room to write a personal insult—I mean, note.

Elizabeth I. ★★★★★

This card’s sarcastic edge is perfect for my best friend—the front message had us both laughing out loud. The high-quality cardstock feels substantial, and the blank inside lets me add my own snarky note. Exactly the dry humor I was looking for.