Dead Plants Engeldark Card

I've been needing a card that matches my more realistic moods, and this one nails it. The "you gotta stop watering dead plants" line is clever and the 5x7 size fits perfectly in a standard frame. Blank inside leaves room for my own message.

The inside being blank is exactly what I needed since I wanted to add my own snarky note, and at 5x7 it still fits a standard envelope without extra postage. The sarcasm on the front is sharp enough to make my friend laugh instead of cry.

This card’s size is perfect for mailing (5x7 fits right in a standard envelope), and the "stop watering dead plants" punchline had me laughing out loud. My friend who’s been through a rough breakup will get it immediately.